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Me at parties

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Me at parties


my favorite flavor of cake is more

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Life is worth living as long as there’s a laugh in it.
— L.M. Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables (via observando)
Just be fucking honest about how you feel about people while you’re alive.
— John Mayer (via citruscephalopod)

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when i was little i actually questioned why girls were supposed to cross their legs and when i was told “because boys will look up your skirt” i said “then tell boys not to look up our skirts” and my grandma got really angry with me but my uncle thought i was great and gave me a high five

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my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

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Be picky with who you invest your time in, wasted time is worse than wasted money.
— Unknown (via highrapunzel)

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